"You are not a 'drop in the ocean,' you are the entire ocean in a drop."
~Rumi
~Rumi
Those of us who work in the May Weber Collection make up a small, brave segment of the Anthropology Department. (And I am one of few in the group who is also a history major.) We're not quite the same as other students, even other anthropology students, and that is because we haven't had the same experiences as most other students. Anthropological field work in a remote location is one thing; field work in the Cardboard Jungle is another thing entirely. But how can an ordinary observer tell one of us apart from all the other students at Loyola??
Here's a list of 10 ways to recognize someone who works in the May Weber Collection:
1. We appreciate non-Western art more than most Westerners.
Every time I show someone a picture of an object in the collection, the reactions range from "What IS that??" to "Oohhhh, I love it!!" Current or former intern reactions come closer to the "Oohh, I love it!!" side of the scale. Anthropology majors and minors tend to be on that side of the scale too.
2. We can recognize where some of the artifacts are from.
We might not be experts, but after spending so much time in the collection we've started to notice some trends. Many of us have also done research on some of the artifacts.
3. We have a highly specialized vocabulary.
What's all this babble about accessions, backer rod, and blue board?? If you have the time, I'm sure any of us will be happy to explain it.
4. We've learned the limits of Google.
It turns out that the all-knowing Google isn't so "all-knowing" after all. Google is a great place to start researching artifacts in the collection, but more often than not it doesn't know exactly what it is. This is why all of us have made use of the Loyola library's books and May Weber's books.
5. We've become quite crafty.
Need a box in weird dimensions? Does it also need oddly shaped bumpers? What about sewing on a tag or stitching a pillow by hand? You can count on us.

6. We know that "impossible" is really only a word.
Sometimes our duties require us to complete tasks that are really more like the epic undertakings of mythic heroes. Despite our mortal state, we nevertheless use our creativity and endurance to accomplish these quests so that our names may gloriously live on forever in the history of the May Weber Collection. You'll find these heroic endeavors somewhere in the records between the stories of Hercules and of Perseus.
7. We're taking the elevator in Mundelein to a floor not used for classroom space.
Other people in the elevator must think we pushed the wrong button, or that we forgot to get off at our floor. Or they're too busy on their phones to notice.

8. We have extensive photography skills.
We may not be National Geographic photographers, but we're operating under very different circumstances. I'd like to see them try to balance a mask on a stand, AND get a good picture of it.
9. We're budding artists and writers.
Describing and drawing each object on the condition reports has given each of us plenty of practice. We could probably write a novel (with vivid descriptions) and illustrate it beautifully. If not, then at least the collection's records will be thorough.

10. We have a cool t-shirt.
Last semester, we made awesome class t-shirts to commemorate our work in the collection. We used a picture of the smiling mask from Cameroon, since we all saw it so frequently throughout the semester. If you see someone wearing this t-shirt, then they probably have many, many stories to share. Ask them about the collection!!
Every time I show someone a picture of an object in the collection, the reactions range from "What IS that??" to "Oohhhh, I love it!!" Current or former intern reactions come closer to the "Oohh, I love it!!" side of the scale. Anthropology majors and minors tend to be on that side of the scale too.
A face only a mother could love...and anthropologists. This is a mask of a demon queen, after all.
2. We can recognize where some of the artifacts are from.
We might not be experts, but after spending so much time in the collection we've started to notice some trends. Many of us have also done research on some of the artifacts.
This is definitely an Indonesian shadow puppet. It resembles the style of the others in the collection.
This is one of the Day of the Dead figures, judging by its subject matter (a skeleton dressed up).
3. We have a highly specialized vocabulary.
What's all this babble about accessions, backer rod, and blue board?? If you have the time, I'm sure any of us will be happy to explain it.
Accessions!
Backer rod!
Blue board!
4. We've learned the limits of Google.
It turns out that the all-knowing Google isn't so "all-knowing" after all. Google is a great place to start researching artifacts in the collection, but more often than not it doesn't know exactly what it is. This is why all of us have made use of the Loyola library's books and May Weber's books.
5. We've become quite crafty.
Need a box in weird dimensions? Does it also need oddly shaped bumpers? What about sewing on a tag or stitching a pillow by hand? You can count on us.

6. We know that "impossible" is really only a word.
Sometimes our duties require us to complete tasks that are really more like the epic undertakings of mythic heroes. Despite our mortal state, we nevertheless use our creativity and endurance to accomplish these quests so that our names may gloriously live on forever in the history of the May Weber Collection. You'll find these heroic endeavors somewhere in the records between the stories of Hercules and of Perseus.
The Gordian Knot of fabric tape
Cotton gloves: the armor of a true hero/heroine.
7. We're taking the elevator in Mundelein to a floor not used for classroom space.
Other people in the elevator must think we pushed the wrong button, or that we forgot to get off at our floor. Or they're too busy on their phones to notice.

8. We have extensive photography skills.
We may not be National Geographic photographers, but we're operating under very different circumstances. I'd like to see them try to balance a mask on a stand, AND get a good picture of it.
9. We're budding artists and writers.
Describing and drawing each object on the condition reports has given each of us plenty of practice. We could probably write a novel (with vivid descriptions) and illustrate it beautifully. If not, then at least the collection's records will be thorough.

10. We have a cool t-shirt.
Last semester, we made awesome class t-shirts to commemorate our work in the collection. We used a picture of the smiling mask from Cameroon, since we all saw it so frequently throughout the semester. If you see someone wearing this t-shirt, then they probably have many, many stories to share. Ask them about the collection!!
Now that you've read this list, hopefully you'll be able to spot one of us, even when we're outside our natural habitat of the Cardboard Jungle.
Thanks for reading!!












































